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This was going to be a bad hair day for Julie. The only thing that can bring her comfort and get her through the day is her CAT. Problem is the beast had friends down the road who feed him. Result a stuck cat in the cat flap. What follows next develops into utter farce.

Cast List:
Julie Neave... Frona Mannion
Ben Neave... John Glasscock
Kate Neave... Angela Neville
Barty Moxon... John Lawrence
Stan Peterson... Peter Seaman
Furballs... Marian Neville

Produced & Directed by John Glasscock & Rita Mayn
Sound Effects by Tony Lavender & John Carter
Written by John Carter. Adapted by John Glasscock
Audio Realisation by Dennis Rookard

No animals were mistreated during the recording of this production
- Only humans.

Narrator: Full Cast Production | ISBN:

'Richard Briers and Michael Hordern... sensational in the main roles.' -- Time Out

Typical. Just when Bertie thinks that God's in his heaven and all's right with the world, things start to go wrong again...

There's young Bingo Little, who's in love for the umpteenth time and needs Bertie to put in a good word for him with his uncle; Aunt Agatha, who forces Bertie to get engaged to the formidable Honoria Glossop; and the troublesome twins, Claude and Eustace, whose antics when let loose in London know no bounds.

Add to that some friction in the Wooster home over a red cummerbund, purple socks and some snazzy old Etonian spats, and poor Bertie's really in the soup...

Only one man can save the day - the inimitable Jeeves.

The perfect pairing of Michael Hordern as Jeeves and Richard Briers as Bertie ensures constant hilarity in this full-cast radio dramatisation that also includes David Jason, Pat Coombs and Miriam Margolyes.

WRITTEN BY
P. G. Wodehouse

FIRST BROADCAST
BBC Radio 4
5 June 1973

NUMBER OF EPISODES
Eight

LAST BROADCAST
7 August 1973

Narrator: Full Cast Production | ISBN: 0563525525

Ever since that long gone age of railways - Whenever that was - Stations have needed porters. That special breed of men who during those long periods between trains, can find endless tasks to perform along the platforms.

Yet can, with the appearance of a train and it's passengers, vanish. Only reappearing if the smell of a large tip is in the air.

Burt Pride is just such a man, and Burt, a long time servant of the railway, knows that every job has it's little fiddles and is not above making them work to his advantage.

Cast List:
Burt Pride... Peter Seaman
Jim Prentice... John Lawrence
Sarah... Angela Neville
Nigel Bridger... Peter Mayn
Fred... Keith Flack
Gary Stranks... Scott Peters
Claire... Rose Butcher
Rev Linda Cartwright... Rita Mayn
Policeman... Tony Hine

Produced & Directed by John Glasscock
Audio Direction and Realisation by Dennis Rookard

With grateful thanks to First Great Eastern for location facilities, Brentwood Talking Newspaper for studio use, and to John Glasscock for additional dialogue.

Narrator: Full Cast Production | ISBN:

The Stories

• Introducing the Gang
• The Trainee Village Idiot
• The Viking Funereal
• The Ghost Dog
• Gold Under The Car Park
• The New Rolls Royce
• The Lost Pub Outing
• Pickled Carrots
• Jack's Girl Friend
• The Visit

According to Author Dennis Rookard, The Travellers Rest is a little off the beaten track and rather hard to find for the first timer. But should you ever be in Brentwood, Essex and venture down New Road, you'll find the Traveller's Rest tucked in between the United Reform Church and the old Court House, and just across the road from the Library.
True the pub is not much to look at, being a bit down at heal both inside and out, and sadly in need of a coat of paint. But that's the way the regulars of this back street pub like it. And so will you.

Written by Dennis Rookard and read by John Glasscock.

Narrator: John Glasscock | ISBN: N/A

If you want to create a tangled web, it isn't always neccessary to PRACTISE to deceive.

Here, an off-the-cuff white lie about a smear of blood and a garage door leads two young twins to alarming assumptions about their well-meaning but not entirely blameless father.

We should like to pay particular tribute to Jean Donald for taking over the part of Paula with only one rehearsal. Happily, Rose Butcher, who was not well enough to record, should be back with us for future productions.

Cast List:
Lilian Kerr... Janet Farmer
Frank Cutler... Chris Metson
Cliff Cutler... Richard Tustin
Cindy Cutler... Lauren Ballard
Berni Walsh... Lauren Ballard
Helen Bartram... Emma Savage
Brenda Bartram... Jackie Lewis
Father Vernon Harris... Roger Aldous
P.C. Paula Maynard... Paula Donald

Written & Directed by John Glasscock
Adapted from a short story by Angela Howard
Audio Realisation by Dennis Rookard for Hosiprog Productions

Narrator: Full Cast Production | ISBN:

• Mystery eye problem at dairy show caused by cow urine (Reuters)
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  Farmer's 24 hour milk filling station a hit (Reuters)
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  Posted on 7 Sep 2010 at 9:20pm
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  Posted on 7 Sep 2010 at 9:44pm
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• Secret Assault on Terrorism Widens on Two Continents
  Posted on 15 Aug 2010 at 3:08am
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• Political Memo: Obama Says Mosque Remarks Were Not Endorsement
  Posted on 15 Aug 2010 at 3:40am
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  Posted on 15 Aug 2010 at 3:38am
  Among the advantages Republicans hold as they seek to control Congress, one thing is missing: surprise. Unlike in 1994, there will be no sneak attacks.
  
  
  
• U.S. Offers Aid to Rescue Pakistanis and Reclaim Image
  Posted on 15 Aug 2010 at 3:22am
  American officials allowed that they were seeking to use a sizable response to Pakistan?s floods to boost the United States? image there.
  
  
  
• In Weather Chaos, a Case for Global Warming
  Posted on 15 Aug 2010 at 3:41am
  The summer?s heat waves in the eastern United States, parts of Africa and eastern Asia, and above all Russia, are reviving the question of whether global warming is causing more weather extremes.
  
  
  

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